The Bulldog added another impressive victory to their credit with a 13-7 win over that one team we played in the season opener. It started out weak - we gave up four runs in the first. Fortunately the Bulldog was able to rely on the powerful bat of Maya Azteca. Her spark kept the innings going and setup Jeff's three run homer over the left field fence. This tater made Jeff the all-time Bulldog homer run leader. His two lifetime ding dongs drops the previous home run champ, Beach into last (and second) place.Tyler made a strong case for Male MVP with stirring renditions of the Night Court Theme, Super Mario Brothers Theme, and a teasingly satisfying versions of The Final Countdown. Tyler's repertoire seems to grow exponentially every week and is the only reason why Jeff hasn't been ejected from every single game this year. Gordy, the bus driving ump, has taken a shine to Tyler and requested that he learn China Grove by the Doobie Brothers because "it's a kickass song."
I can't wait for next week.
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I am a true Bulldog fan and follow the team closely. (I am the large gentleman, with the flowered shirt and cigar, who sits in the top row of the bleachers oogling the hot chicks.) Go Dogs!
Large gentleman, I believe you have been watching the wrong team. Our field doesn't have bleachers. By chance, our you one of these gentlemen?
No bleachers? That explains a lot of things. What are youse guys anyway, E League?
-Agent Provocateur
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